Cooking With Zaeed, Episode 1: Chocolate Chip Cookies

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The first episode of Cooking With Zaeed, brought to you by the almighty AssaultSloth and Koobismo’s Workshop! In this episode, Zaeed teaches you how to prepare good ol’ chocolate chip cookies. And they turn out guddamn incredible.

Sorry for the low volume – for some reason YouTube halfed the audio volume of the file we uploaded.

Episode script: AssaultSloth
Zaeed Massani: AssaultSloth
Presenter: AssaultSloth
Video script & editing: Koobismo
Audio work: Koobismo

AssaultSloth’s twitter: @SlothWithAGun
Koobismo’s twitter: @Koobismo

[The Mass Effect universe, its design and characters are owned by BioWare/EA Productions. This is a work of parody and fan-fiction, created under the terms of fair use.]

12 Comments

Rafael Piñero

2013-08-17 00:33:56

This was guddam good! :D

An Individual

2013-08-17 06:58:36

An Individual

Lol. Well guddam done.

Lieber

2013-08-17 10:19:19

Lieber

AssaultSloth is a genius.

Crul Lovetroy

2013-08-17 12:49:10

Crul Lovetroy

Yay, Sloth is back :3 can’t wait for more. I want to hear about the strawberry desaster :D

Greenvale SR2

2013-08-17 18:44:45

Greenvale SR2

Great guddam work!!

AssaultSloth

2013-08-18 03:59:51

AssaultSloth

For the record, this recipe works. Zaeed knows what he’s talking about. These cookies are very good.

(Also for the record, Zaeed made an error. High altitudes will generally need to cook a few minutes less, not more.)

Bombeletta

2013-08-18 19:06:45

Bombeletta

That’s what I call cooking! :D Not some artsy pantsy Master Chef – pasta edition, hell’s kitchen nightmare. Not some sexy-pervy Nigella or cute clumsy Jaime. Manly man soldier and space warrior ZAEED – this is REAL COOKING. Perfect cooking. Perfect baking. Perfect cookies…

So, SLOTH, my dear – I WANT MOAAAAR! (waiting for this rhubarb-strawberry recipe) and don’t you dare not making it ;)

Om nom nom :D

Steven

2013-08-18 23:17:33

Steven

very entertaining :)

Dwarfman

2013-08-19 11:20:19

Dwarfman

As a qualified Chef, I officially approve of this cooking show. If there were more celebrity chefs like Zaeed around reality TV would finally be watch-able. And guddam customers would learn to shut the hell up about fricken’ Master Chef!

Murvel

2013-08-20 14:53:26

Murvel

The mighty Sloth strikes again! Guddamit, I need a cookie!

Raven Anerali

2013-08-21 23:21:17

Raven Anerali

Heehee! I lost my recipe a year ago, so this is great! ^.^ I expected it to turn into something more like Zaeed’s Animal Galaxy, but this is just as great! The pictures were hilarious, though it would have been even more amusing if you kept Zaeed in that chef’s outfit that flashed at the begging ;D
Overall, I’m looking forward to this strawberry rubard thing in the next episode.

Bernhard Mayer

2013-08-30 13:12:38

Bernhard Mayer

<3 it.
Never thought about baking some Cookies, but now I am kinda compelled to ;)

Please create more Zaeed Content. Another Animal Galaxy mayhaps?

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